Speak to the pirates

The three important-looking pirates watch you with critical eyes as you approach (four critical eyes between the three of them, to be precise). The tallest of the three speaks,
"Ahoy there. It seems like ye be on a quest - but unfortunately it doesn't look like a very piratey one."
The pirate with the biggest hat twitches his nose in the air, and says,
"Yarrr, ye don't smell like the sea. Nevertheless, is there something we can do for ye?"